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What Democrats Are Waiting for Before They Impeach the President

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The Republican congressman Justin Amash recently came out in favor of impeaching Donald Trump after reviewing the redacted Mueller report, and the Democratic congresswoman Rashida Tlaib has introduced a resolution to begin an impeachment investigation. But the Democratic leaders feel that looking into impeaching a President who probably paid his mistresses hush money so that they wouldn’t wreck his election, tried to fire Robert Mueller to stop his investigation, and falsified evidence about the whole trying-to-fire-Mueller thing might be hasty.

Logically, there must be some major event that Democratic Party leaders hope will occur before they make their big move. After I conducted lengthy consultations with experts on the matter, here is a list of completely reasonable things that the Democrats are waiting for before initiating impeachment proceedings.

  • Their great-grandmother’s one hundred and thirty-fifth birthday party

  • February 31, 2021

  • “John Wick 15: The One in Which John Wick’s Dog’s Son’s Son Gets
    Revenge”

  • Russia deciding that interfering with elections is boring

  • Three hundred and sixty-five consecutive sunny Seattle days

  • The National’s happy album

  • Universal agreement on how awesome the last season of “Game of
    Thrones” was

  • Waldo’s exact G.P.S. location

  • The hare’s come-from-behind rematch victory over the tortoise

  • Mitch McConnell’s “Old Town Road” remix

  • A rose bush that thinks it would be too mean to grow thorns

  • A bipartisan resolution on abortion that satisfies a hundred per cent
    of the American public

  • Every single tourist everywhere simultaneously figuring out where
    they’re going

  • The day when Trump wakes up, eats a balanced breakfast, and gleefully
    hands over twenty years of his tax returns

  • Godot



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