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Can’t Help But Laugh

beberapa pemicu tawa favorit saya

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An American tourist asked a boat guy in Zanzibar.

“Do you know Biology?”

“No”, said the boat guy.

“Psychology?”

“No”, said the boat guy.

“Geography ?“

“No”, said the boat guy.

“Geology?”

“No”, said the boat guy.

“OK. Criminology?”

The boat guy said, “No. I don’t know any of these.”

The tourist then said, “What the hell do you know on the face of this Earth? You will die of illiteracy!”

The boat guy said nothing…

After a while the boat developed a fault and started sinking.

The boatman then asked the tourist, “Do you know Swimology and Escapology from Crocodiology?”

The tourist said, “No!”

The boat guy replied, “Well, today you will Drownology and Crocodiology will eat your Headology. I will not Helpology and you will Dieology because of your Badmouthology.”

(Sulit menemukan sumber primernya. Lelucon ini hampir sudah ada dimana-mana.)

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From The New Yorker

If you’re common with the New Age movement, you’ll get it. Or, if you’re common with mysticism — supernaturalism counts, you’ll laugh even louder.

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Kegelisahan penyair ini dapat pula dikatakan sebagai akibat dari kecenderungannya untuk mengkonfrontasikan das Sein dengan das Sollen itu, antara kenyataan dan cita-cita. Semakin sengit konfrontasi itu, semakin gawat kegelisahannya.

Seandainya ia tidak dapat menemukan jalan keluar dari kegawatan konfrontasi itu, niscaya ia akan menderita neurosia. Katakanlah, mungkin dia jadi sinting.

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(Saini KM, dalam Saya Mendefinisikan Dunia, dan Dunia Mendefinisikan Saya, Horison Tahun XXXIV, No. 5/2001)

Ada kemungkinan daftar ini akan bertambah.




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