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Pale girls are a delicate breed, which means we need to take ~special care~ with products made just for our porcelain skin.
Maybe there's a moisturizer you've worn every day since you were eight years old, and you wouldn't swear by anything else.
Perhaps only one concealer sells a color that actually matches your pasty skin tone.
Maybe only one blush doesn't make you look like a clown.